happyxp 发表于 2010-7-1 12:10:25

<div style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">1.某裸男打车,女司机目不转睛盯着看他，裸男大怒，吼道：你他妈没见过裸男呀！女司机也大怒：我看你他妈从哪儿掏钱！</div>
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<div style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">2.某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am Hong TaoLiu，外宾曰：我他妈还是方片七呢！&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></div>
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<div style="FONT-SIZE: 16px"><br/>3. 和朋友到泰山顶看日出，一个朋友指着天空说：“我看见了！”“我也看见了！”这时远处有人提着裤子出来骂道：“看见就看见呗！你们嚷什么啊！”</div>
<div style="FONT-SIZE: 16px"><br/><wbr><wbr>4. 幽灵：上帝，我下次投胎想和天使一样全身洁白，并且带着一对翅膀，但我仍然想吸血。<br/>&nbsp; 上帝：那你投胎做护舒宝吧!</div>
<div style="FONT-SIZE: 16px"><br/>5．某天考生物，其中有一题是看鸟的腿猜出鸟的名字。某生实在不懂，生气的把卷子一撕准备离开考场。监考老师很生气于是问他：“你是哪班的，叫什么名字？”某生把裤腿一掀，说：你猜啊.....<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>6．医生问病人是怎么骨折的，答：我觉得鞋里有沙子，就扶着电线杆抖鞋，我抖啊抖......有个人以为我触电了，便抄起木棒给了我两棒子。<br/></div>
<div style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">7．某教授在田间授课：“科学研究要不怕脏.....”然后他蹲下来，用手指戳了一下地上的牛粪，然后把手指放到嘴里舔净．一同学忙说：“我也不怕脏......”然后也用手指戳了一下地上的牛粪放到嘴里舔净。教授：“另外还要善于观察，我刚才是用中指戳粪，但舔的是食指........”<br/>　&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 　<br/>8．一对夫妇避孕失败后生了一个小男孩，孩子一生出来就紧握拳头，一直笑个不停．护士把他的拳头一掰开．发现里面有一把避孕药，接着小男孩开口说话了：“你们两个想弄死我，没那么容易，哈哈哈哈．．．．．．．．．”<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>9．两个男人去山上玩，一个人不小心失足掉下了山崖，同伴着急的喊：“兄弟，你怎么样，有没有事啊？”，只听到掉下去那个人回答：“我不知道，我还在往下掉呢~~~~~”<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>10． 猴子问狐狸，该怎样用一首歌形容大象放的那个屁？狐狸说：古巨基的&lt;&lt;好想好想&gt;&gt;蚂蚁听见说：“操，我还以为是动力火车的&lt;&lt;当&gt;&gt;呢。”</div>
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<div style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">11．两兄弟被老虎追，弟弟实在跑不动了，就说：“哥，咱别跑了，和这畜生死嗑吧”哥哥说：“别扯蛋了，我跑不过它，能跑过你就行了。”<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://b3.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=0a285eda4b08e623c564107484f72c06d8bae4e2fb75eed887b6b21312689646af65b8a2d2ce9c6476c1f0ea1f2db51f1fcea6069cfe6d3e4c1f55e79c0697660b26d680e14ffd9901e7d2870d3bc46b5fa7fcec&amp;a=3&amp;b=3" target="_blank" appendurl="1"><a href="http://b3.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=0a285eda4b08e623c564107484f72c06d8bae4e2fb75eed887b6b21312689646af65b8a2d2ce9c6476c1f0ea1f2db51f1fcea6069cfe6d3e4c1f55e79c0697660b26d680e14ffd9901e7d2870d3bc46b5fa7fcec&amp;a=3&amp;b=3" target="_blank" appendurl="1"><a href="http://b3.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=0a285eda4b08e623c564107484f72c06d8bae4e2fb75eed887b6b21312689646af65b8a2d2ce9c6476c1f0ea1f2db51f1fcea6069cfe6d3e4c1f55e79c0697660b26d680e14ffd9901e7d2870d3bc46b5fa7fcec&amp;a=3&amp;b=3" target="_blank" appendurl="1"></a></a></a><br/>12．面条被馒头海扁，找表哥方便面去报仇，方便面看见豆包就一顿暴打，回来后对面条说：放心，我把它屎都打出来了。<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://b3.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=0a285eda4b08e623c564107484f72c0610c7f714392137769a548eca4dc14fde3dc729d2948106715bf64180f08f1917946e465ba5ccab2a4b4fbc1ad719d8434a509c656037c100562126f34d0da93e526801f3&amp;a=3&amp;b=3" target="_blank" appendurl="1"><a href="http://b3.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=0a285eda4b08e623c564107484f72c0610c7f714392137769a548eca4dc14fde3dc729d2948106715bf64180f08f1917946e465ba5ccab2a4b4fbc1ad719d8434a509c656037c100562126f34d0da93e526801f3&amp;a=3&amp;b=3" target="_blank" appendurl="1"><a href="http://b3.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=0a285eda4b08e623c564107484f72c0610c7f714392137769a548eca4dc14fde3dc729d2948106715bf64180f08f1917946e465ba5ccab2a4b4fbc1ad719d8434a509c656037c100562126f34d0da93e526801f3&amp;a=3&amp;b=3" target="_blank" appendurl="1"></a></a></a><br/>13．飞机上，乌鸦对空姐说:"给爷来杯水" ,猪听后对空姐说:"给爷也来杯水!" 空姐听后,把乌鸦和猪一起从飞机上扔下来. 乌鸦笑着对猪说:"傻了吧,爷会飞~~~~</div>
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<div style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">20.&nbsp;男女朋友睡一个房间，女的划了条线：过线的是禽兽。醒来发现男的真的没过线 ，女的狠狠打了男的一耳光：你连禽兽都不如！&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
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<div style="FONT-SIZE: 16px" align="center"><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__rpup0p3j254392001242109352.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e3"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 135px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 135px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__rpup0p3j254392001242109352.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__rpup0p3j254392001242109352.gif" quotetimer="133929270" eventslistuid="e68" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>走模特..回眸一笑..然后... <br/><br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__giebdjq3824482001242109430.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e4"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__giebdjq3824482001242109430.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e5"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 145px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 108px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__giebdjq3824482001242109430.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__giebdjq3824482001242109430.gif" quotetimer="133929280" eventslistuid="e69" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>如来神掌，我倒。这小孩的反应能力.. <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__j8ee4rfs837940001242109526.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e6"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__j8ee4rfs837940001242109526.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e7"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 100px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 68px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__j8ee4rfs837940001242109526.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__j8ee4rfs837940001242109526.gif" eventslistuid="e70" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>不好意思,眼神不好 <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qraxsqky612912001242109558.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e8"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qraxsqky612912001242109558.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e9"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 192px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 144px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qraxsqky612912001242109558.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qraxsqky612912001242109558.gif" quotetimer="133929291" eventslistuid="e71" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>爆扣之后是.. <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__1bnwx5kv103585001242109587.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e10"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__1bnwx5kv103585001242109587.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e11"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 200px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 150px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__1bnwx5kv103585001242109587.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__1bnwx5kv103585001242109587.gif" eventslistuid="e72" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>夺命剪刀脚 <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qdxu0sjq253542001242109615.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e12"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qdxu0sjq253542001242109615.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e13"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 127px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 120px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qdxu0sjq253542001242109615.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qdxu0sjq253542001242109615.gif" eventslistuid="e73" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>进球了是要玩下托马斯的. <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__rwv8sjrp334618001242109665.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e14"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__rwv8sjrp334618001242109665.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e15"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 230px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 154px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__rwv8sjrp334618001242109665.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__rwv8sjrp334618001242109665.gif" eventslistuid="e74" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>弓虽 <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__iirm3g8n042567001242109699.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e16"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__iirm3g8n042567001242109699.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e17"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 234px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 154px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__iirm3g8n042567001242109699.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__iirm3g8n042567001242109699.gif" eventslistuid="e75" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>我倒... <br/><br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__heiceyap162239001242109737.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e18"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__heiceyap162239001242109737.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e19"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 250px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 143px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__heiceyap162239001242109737.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__heiceyap162239001242109737.gif" eventslistuid="e76" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>断子绝孙脚 <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__nkdmq5nq857230001242109776.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e20"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__nkdmq5nq857230001242109776.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e21"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 185px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 151px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__nkdmq5nq857230001242109776.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__nkdmq5nq857230001242109776.gif" eventslistuid="e77" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>太投入了. <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__6e1vzbxl102923001242109807.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e22"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__6e1vzbxl102923001242109807.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e23"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 238px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 178px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__6e1vzbxl102923001242109807.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__6e1vzbxl102923001242109807.gif" eventslistuid="e78" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>跳街舞,是要看地方的. <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__ztjdyplr447508001242109846.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e24"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__ztjdyplr447508001242109846.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e25"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 140px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 120px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__ztjdyplr447508001242109846.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__ztjdyplr447508001242109846.gif" eventslistuid="e79" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>这一定....　　好痛吧... <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__kfai4tja923038001242109894.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e26"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__kfai4tja923038001242109894.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e27"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 183px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 177px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__kfai4tja923038001242109894.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__kfai4tja923038001242109894.gif" eventslistuid="e80" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>小孩有前途 <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__zjodj8ht457746001242109923.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e28"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__zjodj8ht457746001242109923.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e29"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 150px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 100px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__zjodj8ht457746001242109923.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__zjodj8ht457746001242109923.gif" eventslistuid="e81" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>斗鸡的下场 <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__5l93h22m721770001242109986.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e30"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__5l93h22m721770001242109986.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e31"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 240px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 136px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__5l93h22m721770001242109986.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__5l93h22m721770001242109986.gif" eventslistuid="e82" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>打麻将输了不给钱? <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__edqj1s1q822060001242110075.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e32"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__edqj1s1q822060001242110075.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e33"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 194px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 135px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__edqj1s1q822060001242110075.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__edqj1s1q822060001242110075.gif" eventslistuid="e83" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>哥们 稳住.怪我..屏住了呼吸..不对..是怪那女的. <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__7hyvryox689852001242110157.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e34"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__7hyvryox689852001242110157.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e35"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 250px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 133px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__7hyvryox689852001242110157.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__7hyvryox689852001242110157.gif" eventslistuid="e84" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>靠.敢偷看女生洗澡,我踹, <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__pzflkaci512577001242110207.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e36"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__pzflkaci512577001242110207.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e37"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 174px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 120px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__pzflkaci512577001242110207.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__pzflkaci512577001242110207.gif" eventslistuid="e85" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>你该关门的. <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__3upyrqnh577154001242110243.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e38"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__3upyrqnh577154001242110243.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e39"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 141px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 125px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__3upyrqnh577154001242110243.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__3upyrqnh577154001242110243.gif" eventslistuid="e86" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>丫早看你这观众老不顺眼了..偶顶你个肺. <br/><br/><br/><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__vrmeztsi654718001242110298.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e40"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__vrmeztsi654718001242110298.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e41"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 157px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 114px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__vrmeztsi654718001242110298.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__vrmeztsi654718001242110298.gif" quotetimer="133929045" eventslistuid="e87" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr>就玩你!拽你尾巴再拽腿.. <br/><br/>笑了吗 <br/>你确定你没笑 <br/>那走路小心点 <br/>别<a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qq104vbq276174001242110391.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e42"><wbr><a href="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qq104vbq276174001242110391.gif" target="_blank" eventslistuid="e43"><img style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 152px; BACKGROUND-ATTACHMENT: scroll; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: repeat; BACKGROUND-POSITION: 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 90px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qq104vbq276174001242110391.gif" orgsrc="http://club.xiaonei.com/upfiles/20090512/club__qq104vbq276174001242110391.gif" quotetimer="133929439" eventslistuid="e88" loadingtimer="-1" bloaded="true"/></a><wbr></a><wbr> <br/></div>
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