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发表于 2008-3-6 16:41:41
奇百怪的<span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">“</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">魔兽世界</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">”</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">掉线退队的惊人理由</span><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">★1</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black">、很久以前，晚上组队去黑下，打到一半，某战士突然说要回去，理由：</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">“</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">游戏前喝酒了，喝的不少，现在有点晕，怕一会儿学校关门，翻墙的时候要跌到</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">…… <br/><br/>2</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、有此游戏，团里唯一的术士说：他爸妈在闹离婚，下了。</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman"> <br/><br/>3</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、老婆要生了，我去看下我儿子什么样子的</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">…… <br/><br/>★4</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、狗剩儿喊我去割小麦。</span></font><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">★5</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black">、有此打</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">MC</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">，中途</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">3T</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">说</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">“</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">等等，我去把管电的阿姨搞定。</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">“</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">半小时会来了，很得意说：搞定了，继续。</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman"> <br/><br/>6</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、我在</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">OF</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">玩，鬼子们多，什么</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">“</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">老板来了</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">“</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">经常有。一次，一贼说：</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">my cat is killing my dog</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">。</span></font><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">★7</font></span><span style="COLOR: black"><font size="2">、老婆打电话给我，说外面下雨全身淋湿了，现在身上半透明不好意思走出去，叫我拿干衣服去接她。</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman"> <br/><br/>8</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、我见过最牛的的说自己儿子不见了，要去找找</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">……</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">当时队员们也急，说：你呀还不快点，怎么当爹的。</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman"> <br/><br/>★9</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、某日野对搭上，下到雷德，对里盗贼要求离开，理由：我爸在塔伦米尔被联盟杀了，我要去罩着他。盗贼正要搓炉石闪人，突然又说：我可以继续打了，我妈叫我爸做饭去了。</span></font><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">★10</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black">、我们工会几个家伙天天晚上</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">11</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">点的时候说：等等，我们去偷电。</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman"> <br/><br/>11</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、老妈查房，我假睡一会儿，</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">10</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">分钟会来。</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman"> <br/><br/>12</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、某次，某人半夜</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">12</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">点，说了句：我下了，明天我要结婚。</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman"> <br/><br/>13</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、我的天哪，我的猫把我的名贵兰花全扯坏了</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman"> <br/><br/>★14</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、等会儿，我先哄老公睡觉。</span></font><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">★15</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black">、我遇到的一个比较强的就是，一个人突然说他电脑冒烟了</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">…..</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">不一会儿他就掉了。</span></font><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">16</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black">、某次</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">BWL</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">正欢，一家伙说他老婆打电话来，可能会早产，得送他老婆去医院</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">…… <br/><br/>★17</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、以前工会里的一哥们，玩到一半，说：我爸要玩剑侠了，我得让他。</span></font><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">18</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black">、一哥们和我们下副本到晚上</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">2</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">点，突然不动</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman"> </font></span><span style="COLOR: black">，再也没有上来，等第二天上来才知道他老婆一剪刀把网线给剪了。</span></font><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">19</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black">、见过最强的是黑上火男就出来个垃圾绿色戒指，然后某</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">FS</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">到：此团队黑手太严重，老子不干了。遂跑路</span></font><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">…… <br/><br/>★20</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">、有点涨，我给孩子喂奶去。</span></font><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">21</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black">、见过最牛的：老婆快回来了，我去把</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">MM</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">打发走。</span></font><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">★22</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black">、有次快到中午两点时，一牧师说两点要去上课，得下了。我们寝室</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">3</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">个人说：上什么课啊，我们都翘了，继续。那牧师说：不行，必须去。问：为什么？答</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">:</font></span><span style="COLOR: black">我是老师！！！</span></font><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">23</font></span><span style="COLOR: black"><font size="2">、某强忍说：我家墙塌了，我妈叫去我去隔壁屋去睡。</font></span><span style="COLOR: black"><br/><br/><font face="Times New="New"Roman" size="2">★24</font></span><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: black">、关于昨天在废墟掉线在这里说明：昨天废墟打到掉线是因为网吧电脑出现故障引起短路，显示屏爆炸，本人受伤被送到医院，就没来的急和大家说明，请大家原谅。现在刚刚办完出院手续</span><span style="COLOR: black"><font face="Times New="New"Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"></span></font>
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